Victoria Lynn Johnson
Nude

Any guy would be perfectly happy to jump in the shower, dick out with Angie Dickinson. Angie, however, didn’t want to show off her impressive aging bod in a shower scene for Brian De Palma‘s Dressed to Kill (1980). Enter Victoria Lynn Johnson, a gorgeous model who stepped in to provide the film with some daring frontal nudity, giving your palm some action as she flashes her double D’s as Angie’s body double. We even get to watch her rub her bush for so long, the water heater must have gone cold. If you had to choose a body to try and pass off as your own, you could do a whole lot worse than Victoria Lynn, the Georgia peach whose first claim to fame was taking home the win as August 1976’s Penthouse Pet of the month. It didn’t take long for her to find work in film, starting with a pantie run in Grizzly (1976), that ended before we could see any of her T&A, when a bear mauled her under a waterfall. Should’ve listened to TLC. Fans of Johnson haven’t been shortchanged, though, since Victoria Lynn shows off her amazing face (and all her other parts) in The Girls of Penthouse (1984). Preparing for a nude photoshoot, we get al the explicit nudity Penthouse has become known for, as Larry Flynt has our flintlock cocks locked and loaded watching her rub oil on every inch of her body. After episodes of The Dukes of Hazzard and Lou Grant, she stopped acting before breast cancer cancelled any possible Victoria Lynn comeback. Although doctors told her in 1998 she wouldn’t make it two more years, she held on until 2019 while acting as a spokeswoman for various breast cancer charities. It’s a shame, since in everything she has done Victoria Lyyn was a win for your Johnson!